Orlando Bloom and The Bongos

So I have been researching famous people's bucket lists.  Don't ask me why.  I guess I'm from the People Magazine, Entertainment Tonight generation.  Apparently Orlando Bloom (a Yorkie lover by the way) told Ellen Degeneres that one of his items on his list was to learn to play the bongos.  When he visited her show, she arranged for him to learn to do that.  My question is -- since Matthew McConaughey knows how to play (in the nude no less), why didn't he seek out his pal Matt?  I think I might be interested in learning to play from a nude Matthew.  Then again, maybe not.